This is what I had to send out to my co-workers to get out of an on-call obligation so that Pierre and I can take care of business:
(yes, I got it covered, along with several humerous responses)
...but interesting in his own way:
His name is Pierre.
He is 6'2" and 220
He is Argentine.
He works in the Middle East.
When he's on the rig, the rednecks call him "Paco"
He looks like he could be Middle Eastern, so he always finds himself sitting between two air marshals, when he is flying.
When he is stateside, he drives a jeep. The smallest driving mistake causes people to curse him and call him a "redneck"
Being Argentine, he speaks Spanish, but his accent is so heavy, he always needs a translator in Mexican restaurants
Liberals hate him because he is drilling.
Conservatives hate him because he is drilling, but NOT in Alaska
He has been married to me for 10 years.
We need my OCP covered on Monday, November 16, 3rd up, so we can officially part ways.
Please help, for Pierre's sake.
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